• Slippery When Hammam

    Slippery When Hammam

    Stripped to my birthday suit, I was instructed by a stunningly efficient woman to lie on the marble slab while she slathered me in…

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  • Frumpy Lump on a Hump

    Frumpy Lump on a Hump

    They wrapped my scarf around my head, over my visor, under my neck, and over my ears until I looked like one of Ali…

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  • Musings of a Pseudo Tam Brahm

    Musings of a Pseudo Tam Brahm

    I’ve long suspected that my ‘Tam Brahm’ credentials are questionable on both counts. True Brahmins eat rasam with their hands. I prefer my dosais…

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